Dont Pet the Sweaty Things, 7/10/08

Well, another edition of "Dont pet the sweaty things, and dont sweat the petty things" so, without further interruptions, lets get on with it

1. don't sweat it when your boss gives you an impossible task without giving you enough instructions. chances are, he had no idea how to do it himself, and was actually stuck on this for the last week, unfortunately, its time for his bi-weekly golf outing where he kisses his boss' boss' ass, and tries to work his way further up the corporate ladder where he can successfully spend a day without doing anything and get paid $80/hr doing it too. So smile, enjoy the extra work load, and hope that when your boss climbs that ladder, you can jump high and grab on to his pant leg and use him to get a level or two up.

2. if people insulting your race, religion, culture, job or appearance is a fairly common occurance in your life, rest assured, the person insulting you is actually jealous of some extra advantage you are getting. lets say for example somebody is clearly racist against you. You know that your minority race gets some benefit in universities and some cheaper tuition or more scholarship opportunities. that person with their white boi ass are just jealous that they cant get their kid in college as cheap as you went through college. take that white boy!

3. Males with female names. like Kim, Lindsey, Brooke, and Alexis. That is CONFUSING! just stop it. though, the reason you shouldnt sweat it, i dunno, people with gender confusing names deserve a name change form.

4. bands that sound like nickleback. its only a phase, though I wonder why a band would possess itself to try to sound like something that is almost as bad as Creed. remember them? Have they killed themselves yet?

5. Pickups that slow down to a crawl for a speed bump. especially when the pickup is lowered and put on 20's. WTF! douchebags!

6. people that ask stupid questions. you know, they do it because it gets them attention, they do it because they really are stupid, or they do it because in their mind, this is a legit concern that needs to be addressed, asap pronto. Bottom line, they will continue to do it, and guess what buck-o, you do it too, so get over it.

7. ok I'm done.